my name is Rea, i’m a 22 year old (19th April 1990) female from the wirral UK. i’m english, mexican and spanish, i grew up in mexico but spent most my life in england, also lived in spain for seven months. i’m 5’0” so everyone feels the need to point out how short i am. i’m a qualified nail technician. my hobbies include urinating, laughing at myself/my own jokes, sippin’/pukin’ alcohol and playing the sims. i’m a crazy cat lady, currently have four and me and my family breed ragdolls. i’m quite vulgar and laid back, i also don’t take anything serious and am extremely sarcastic. if you wanna know more just ask.

♥ my friends, money, metal, boys with long hair, nails, tits, cats, daisy de la hoya, barbie!, michael pitt, knives, cheesy horror and gore, freddy krueger, trashy, gold,  fireball whiskey, jagermeister, stripper heels, serial killers, trashy tv, gas masks, flamingos, the 90’s, sea life, satan, pink, leopard print, zebra print, hello kitty, florida, halloween, nuns, lou taylor pucci.

♡ music: see my last.fm profile /hymengrinder (not much on it currently as i recently wiped it due to it being full of shiiiit). i have the strangest music taste ever. i can safely say though that white zombie are my favourite band.

♡ movies: nightmare on elm street series, rocky horror picture show, house of 1000 corpses, devil’s rejects, 2001 maniacs, texas chainsaw massacre 2 (original), creepshow trilogy, coneheads, bloodfeast 2, necronomicon, evil dead trilogy, hellraiser, wristcutters: a love story, thumbsucker, the chumbscrubber, hedwig and the angry inch, funny games, delirious, the texas chainsaw massacre (original), child’s play series, friday the 13th 1 2 and 3, thirteen, repo! the genetic opera, the hot chick, bad santa, good burger, spun, 10 things i hate about you, tank girl, candy, the doom generation, nowhere, party monster, american psycho, may, detroit rock city, poultrygeist, mysterious skin, august underground trilogy, insidious, black knight, but i’m a cheerleader, sugar and spice, jawbreaker, saved!, scream, bully, vomit gore trilogy, the return of the texas chainsaw massacre, slither, idle hands. romy and michele’s high school reunion, the creature from the black lagoon, lost highway, terror toons 1&2, drop dead gorgeous, dead alive aka braindead, welcome to the dollhouse, the thing (original & 2011).

♡ tv: family guy, whose line is it anyway?, buffy the vampire slayer, jersey shore, mighty boosh, sabrina the teenage witch, bad girls club, rock of love, daisy of love, flavour of love, simple life, goosebumps, are you afraid of the dark?, kenan and kel, true blood, bob’s burgers, modern family, improv-a-ganza, tales from the crypt, saved by the bell, american horror story, jerseylicious, the simpsons, geordie shore, arrested developement, it’s always sunny in philadelphia, american dad, i’m alan partridge.